Parliament Dissolved to Save A**

As expected, the evil PM dissolved parliament last night, two days before the scheduled mass public rally.

The televised formal announcement provided a pathetic and ridiculous reason. It (the evil Potty Mouth) said the decision to dissolve stemmed from an "unlawful pressure" from "a certain group of people who lost out on personal business profits."

WE? Ordinary people? Lost out on personal gains?

Yes, we as a country WILL definitely lose out to FOREIGNERS if YOU stay in power. And YOU will definitely gain even greater PERSONAL benefits!!!--the benefits that rightfully belong to THE COUNTRY and THAI PEOPLE.

Oh, you the most evil man on the face of the earth!

Parliament dissolution should be done only when disagreements between the executive branch and the legislative branch cannot be reasonably and mannerly resolved.

In this case, however, there was no such thing, for you already controled both houses. Congress is labeled as the MOST CORRUPT on earth. Nearly every MP and Senator is at your feet, listening to your commands and bowing down to you and your feet. Every law and every debate has been conducted only to protect, defend, and aide your and your cronies' benefits.

This decision to dissolve parliament came only because you want to avoid parliamentary inquiries into your questionable and suspicious business conducts that violate both the constitution and ethics.

You did it because YOU wanted to save YOUR HEAD and YOUR TAIL from being cut. You BLAME the people for causing you to choose this route. YOU COWARD AS*!

You could not, would not, and will not face the law and justice. You wanted to get away unpunished with YOUR CRIME!!

You push the burden on the people--to use our money to stage another election.

You know you will come back easily. You have 60 days--too short for other parties to plan their campaign. It will give you ALL the advantages. YOU know beforehand. The election commission is full of your cronies. The ballot printer is controlled by your appointee. You can magically create everything in a wink. Your money is the sacred mantra.

This is definitely a selfish, cowardly, and irresponsible act. And WE condemn YOU.

Verdict of the SEC

The Securities and Exchange Commission ruled that the evil PM and its daughter was not guilty in the personal asset sell-off. However, it found the devil's son guilty of the failure to submit related documents. This was a minor charge punishable by a small fine.

The opposition party accused the SEC of whitewashing the devil and its family.

We all know the opposition party was right.

Constitution Court Turned down petition

Twenty-eight senators submitted a petition to the Constitution Court to examine the Pathetic Monster's violation of law in the sale of personal assets to the Singaporean company.

The sale violated the law to prevent conflict of interest of any cabinet member to also wear a business executive hat and conduct personal businesses alongside in competition with public interests.

However, as many had expected, the "bought" eight judges turned down the acceptance of the petition for hearing, citing insufficient evidence and vague accusation.

We already have your names down, crooked judges!!

Two Potty Mouths on TV

"Good Brave Doggy!! Others only attack Sondhi, the anti-government movement leader, and the opposition parties. You, on the other hand, fearlessly attacked the Privy Councilors!!"

Two days ago, two old-timer potty-mouthed political commentators lambasted the Chief Privy Councilor and another Councilor about their righteous actions.

The older foul-mouthed commentator was involved in a crackdown on Thai people during the bloody student uprising of 1976. His hands are soiled with students' blood. The bad mouth, who can instantly change allegiance, has been in politics for ages, mostly for his own financial and fame gain. In his last post as the Governor of Bangkok, he told his cronies, "If you can't manage to get rich in my term, you're lucked out."

Finally, unrepented and with no remorse, they had to abandon their disgraced TV shows and could no longer go on spitting vomit into words on national TV.

Crackdown on Demonstrators Ordered

The tyrannical regime has ordered a crackdown on demonstrators who are scheduled to meet on Saturday February 11th, 2006.

The frequently and previously used locale, the public square around King Rama V Memorial Statue, is now declared off-limit to the anti-government demonstrators.

At present, college students in universities around the country are joining their professors in condemning policies and practices of the current cabinet.

No one knows how this will end. I, however, anticipate a calamity...

My feet hurt from the Feb 4th rally. I don't know if I can go tomorrow. If I can, I will.